Self-analysis Gifts

"Introspection, J.B., is for losers."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Cellphone Islands

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Is this who I am?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."