Self-explorer Mugs

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'And then one fine day, self hears self talking to self about self, and all hell breaks loose.'

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'Creating an idealized version of yourself can be very therapeutic role playing...or you can do what I do and just lie a lot on Facebook.'

'I want more 'yabba-dabba-doo' and less 'sufferin' succotash.''

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'Very soon you won't have the problem of knowing who you are and trying to find yourself...'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

'Being yourself is not helping this marriage, Jack.'

'Is your inner-self always out to lunch?'

'I was trying to get in touch with my feminine side, Doctor, and I think I've done myself an injury.'

"Adolescencia"

"I'd like to file a report. I'm trying to find myself."

'It's nothing to be ashamed of -- Why shouldn't you have low self-esteem?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Ugh, sometimes I don’t even recognize myself anymore." "You’re still you on the inside, Phil!" "It’s Bob."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

So You've Cloned Yourself

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Just married.