Self-reflective Explorer Mugs

"Tell me about my parents."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"