Self-reflective Explorer Gifts

"Tell me about my parents."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Doubt or Certainy

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"