Self-reflection Explorer Gifts

"Change begins with me!"

Hall of Mirrors

Ed, shown here with a few of his long-standing critics.

Emotional sabotage animals

"Somehow my own needs feel more immediate than everyone else's."

Neurotics are self-taut.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Cellphone Islands

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

That party went well.

"The overthinker"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Is this who I am?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."