Self-reflection Ponderer Gifts

Past, Present and Future Self

'But, suppose I raise my consciousness and I don't LIKE it?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The overthinker"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Nice haircut."

"Is this who I am?"

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."