Self-reflection Ponderer Mugs

Past, Present and Future Self

'But, suppose I raise my consciousness and I don't LIKE it?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

That party went well.

Cellphone Islands

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Nice haircut."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Is this who I am?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark