Reflective Pondering Mugs

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Needs to get a life"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

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"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Me when by BDD shows up

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Say these things, don't think them!"

TV-Mirror.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I'll have whatever they're having."