Reflective Pondering Mugs

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Needs to get a life"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

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'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Me when by BDD shows up

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

TV-Mirror.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"You're pathetic."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'