Self-reflective Thinker Gifts

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"I'm the kind of person who likes to talk about the kind of person they are?"

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"Lucy tells me you're a writer. I'm no stranger to self-delusion myself."

"I wonder if she enjoyed losing weight as much as I enjoyed gaining it."

'I feel fat. An old boyfriend must be planning to stop by.'

'That's ok... I'll know it for you.'

'I think I slept through most of it. . . why does he even like me???'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Needs to get a life"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

That party went well.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Cellphone Islands

"The overthinker"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Is this who I am?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."