Self-reflective Thinker Gifts

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"I'm the kind of person who likes to talk about the kind of person they are?"

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"Lucy tells me you're a writer. I'm no stranger to self-delusion myself."

"I wonder if she enjoyed losing weight as much as I enjoyed gaining it."

'I feel fat. An old boyfriend must be planning to stop by.'

'That's ok... I'll know it for you.'

'I think I slept through most of it. . . why does he even like me???'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Needs to get a life"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

That party went well.

Cellphone Islands

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Is this who I am?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."