Reflective Thinker Gifts

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

"Thank you, Lord, for reminding me to count my blessings."

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

'The Elderly at a Crossroads'

Believer's Chapel/Non-Believer's Chapel.

"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

'I remember what I did, but I don't remember why. Is that sort of like remorse?'

'I'm an only child, how about you?'

'Christmas holds painful memories for Fred, that's when he lost his licence. '

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Now, of course, I have to question the validity of that particular decision."

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

Depression.

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'You're learning, my son. The first step toward solving a problem is admitting you have a problem.'

I think that I shall never see, a world that's truly covid free.

Your Mirror. . . Your Bathroom. . . Your TV.

"Well, that's 40 years I'll never get back."

"I'm actually a non-practicing philanthropist."

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

"I'm trying to figure out when I flipped from being a baby boomer to a senior citizen."

"Ever since I achieved my goal of intermittent competence, I've found myself resting on my laurels a bit."

"It was a dark and stormy life. . ."

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

'You can't fire me! I'm self-employed.'

'When I was 18, I thought I knew everything. 50 years later, I'm not sure about anything...'

"We planned to go out for a birthday dinner, but he's decided he'd rather celebrate by staying home and obsessing about what he's failed to accomplish over the past forty years."

'Sometimes, looking back on my life, I think maybe I should have settled for second best.'

'You Are Here' map. Relection in shop reads 'You Are There'.

SOFA SALE: 'I could have been a contender, Tiddles.'

"I was great in high school."

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.