Reflective Learner Gifts

'Have you ever considered I may not be cut out to be a student?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Needs to get a life"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"The overthinker"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

TV-Mirror.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"You're pathetic."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Clearing up medals.