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'Have you ever considered I may not be cut out to be a student?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Needs to get a life"

"The overthinker"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

TV-Mirror.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Clearing up medals.

"You're pathetic."