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Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

Zenemies.

"The overthinker"

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Needs to get a life"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

James Joyce.

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

TV-Mirror.

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"You're pathetic."