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A spiders web crossword

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

Hammock resting on books.

Go over there and say something...

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.

'We do look forward to your return, the privet it as its best just now.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

Smoker with Chimney

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'Holidays are for wimps.'

'Male version of aromatherapy'

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

A day in the park

'Please stand by, dammit, or our ratings will slip even further.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Sorry, Tarquin can't come to the phone right now...'

'Your inner-self is manifesting itself on the outside.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

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Family Life

Man laying on a hammock across a railway line.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Life after death"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"