Peaceful Reader T-Shirts

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

'For crying out loud,Seymour,stop hovering!'

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.

Offshore Drilling

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Zenemies.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

The Book Lover

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Pop-up Bible.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Pastoring for Dummies

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Book Igloo

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'