Relaxed Recluse T-Shirts

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Flotation Device on the Phone

Wearing bras in 2020.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

Dun spellchecking.

Spring Training

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Martha Stewart at Home.

Mr. Clean Enough

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'