Relaxed Recluse T-Shirts

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Wearing bras in 2020.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Dun spellchecking.

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Spring Training

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Mr. Clean Enough

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

"This is the software for my head."

Ocean sounds $1.00