Relaxed Gentleman T-Shirts

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Louse and garden...

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Your kind of course, dad."

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'Cologne sir?'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

"I'm going to recommend we switch to Plan B, which I like to call 'Go with the flow'."