Relaxed Gentleman Gifts

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Just go with the workflow."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

Louse and garden...

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Your kind of course, dad."

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Cologne sir?'

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

'Just stave them off! I'm putting for eagle.'

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."