Rich And Relaxed Gifts

"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

"These informal meetings have become really informal."