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'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

Louse and garden...

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Beginning Yarder.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Hipster Yard

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Waitress's Day Off""

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

Sloth on a hammock.

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

'Which is the deep end?'

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day