Relaxed Gardener Prints

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

Louse and garden...

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Beginning Yarder.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

Hipster Yard

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

".. Did you by any chance notice a Gallstone pop over in this direction?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Waitress's Day Off""

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

Sloth on a hammock.

No I haven't finished sulking yet!