Relaxing In The Garden T-Shirts

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

Louse and garden...

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"What … have … you … done?"

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

City Hammock

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Thoughts of Fall

Spring

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Sloth on a hammock.

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

'Which is the deep end?'

'Ha ha ha! That's a really funny visual gag!'

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Watering Plans

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'