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"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"You're right, these are good!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Feathered frenzy

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Take us to your feeder."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"What … have … you … done?"

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

City Hammock

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

Spring

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."