Spending Time In Parks T-Shirts

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Dog Park

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

No littering...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Sunbathing in the park

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The High Line at Giza

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I told him we needed more string."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park