Spending Time In Parks Gifts

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

It's so nice to see a father spending quality time with his son in the park. I wish I were drinking a beverage so I could do a spit-take right now, lady.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dog Park

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

No littering...

"A little help, please."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sunbathing in the park

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I told him we needed more string."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'