Park Enjoyment Gifts

Summer fashions.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"He ran out of pee."

Water Slide

Little boys

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."