Park Enjoyment Mugs

Summer fashions.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"A little help, please."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Water Slide

"He ran out of pee."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Little boys

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'