Park Enthusiast Mugs

Life's a bench.

'I saw you throw that paper down. Look, it's ok.'

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'Coming to the park is the only chance he gets to meet other dogs.'

Your Sculpture while you wait.

Pleasure Gardens

Go over there and say something...

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'It won't do you any good, I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."

'He's just fakin' for extra crumbs.'

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

Man on see-saw troubled by dog

'I'm an only child, how about you?'

Handshake.

"Well that was an emotional rollercoaster."

"Beats me how it works . . . but if you sit here long enough, a little snack pops out."

"I like your dad – but I think he pushes you too hard."

Posh lady feeding the birds in the park via a butler

"Have you noticed dogs don't try to cover their business anymore, after they do it?"

No Longer Playing Hard To Get

'It was his last request. 'Once around the park'.'

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

Hyde Park

"Do you have any krill?"

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

City Park - your tax dollars at play.

"And never forget that the best things in life are Frisbees."

"He's just going to throw you out again you know."

Beggar cooking in a park

"OK, the park's feeding times today are: 8:30 am by old Mrs Brown, sector B5, 11:30 am, by Mr Smith, sector M7, and 3:15 pm by Ms Parker, sector G3..."

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."