Parks And Recreation Enthusiast Mugs

Come in, minion. Did you read that Lemont Brown article from Candorville.com? The one about Delores Park in San Francisco? Apparently you can now reserve a patch of grass for seven hours if you go to the city's website and pay up to $250. If anyone trespasses on your grass, security guards will roust them. This is the biggest breakthrough in the separation of the classes in ages. I'm going to make all our booths and toilets paid-reservation-only. Very bad man.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Duck Hunt

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Bike Rides

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"