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Life's a bench.

'I saw you throw that paper down. Look, it's ok.'

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'Coming to the park is the only chance he gets to meet other dogs.'

Your Sculpture while you wait.

Go over there and say something...

Pleasure Gardens

'It won't do you any good, I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"Beats me how it works . . . but if you sit here long enough, a little snack pops out."

"Well that was an emotional rollercoaster."

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Handshake.

'I'm an only child, how about you?'

Man on see-saw troubled by dog

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

'He's just fakin' for extra crumbs.'

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."

'Aren't these benches grand - too slippy for graffiti to stick!'

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"Help!"

'Aaaaaaaaaah forty seven. What a lovely age.'

"Would you please let go! My master threw that stick for me!"

City Park - your tax dollars at play.

Please do not feed the birds.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"Do you have any krill?"

Hyde Park

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

'It was his last request. 'Once around the park'.'

No Longer Playing Hard To Get

"Have you noticed dogs don't try to cover their business anymore, after they do it?"

Posh lady feeding the birds in the park via a butler

"I like your dad – but I think he pushes you too hard."