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Park statues horse and rider.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'See? - this country is being so GENEROUS to immigrants!'

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

'Our family is so ugly, we keep the negatives instead of the pictures in the photo album!'

Playing Fetch.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Psychiatry in the Park

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Moms gone wild

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Stories about crumbs