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"This city is going to hell! That used to be a parking lot."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The High Line at Giza

King Kongs first christmas

"I don't believe in you!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

A man looks up at the earth

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Well, it's about time!'

Moms gone wild

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Whittlers Mother

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Feathered frenzy

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Stories about crumbs

Netsukes of New York.

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Urban lunch