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"Keep off grass. I'm talking to you, Bailey."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'Well, it's about time!'

Flowers in the city

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Feathered frenzy

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Off Leash Dog Park

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Immigrating to the City

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Life's a bench.