Urban Park Enthusiasts Gifts

"Keep off grass. I'm talking to you, Bailey."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

'Well, it's about time!'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Flowers in the city

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

Feathered frenzy

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Off Leash Dog Park

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Immigrating to the City

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'