Urban Park Goers Gifts

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I know. I miss him, too."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

Psychiatry in the Park

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"He ran out of pee."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Feathered frenzy

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."