Urban Park Goers Pillows

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I know. I miss him, too."

Psychiatry in the Park

"He ran out of pee."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Feathered frenzy

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."