Peaceful Park Goer Gifts

Feathered frenzy

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Life's a Bench.

Psychiatry in the Park

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Man makes pigeons perform tricks for crisps.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

Fishing for Peace.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."