Peaceful Park Goer Gifts

Feathered frenzy

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Psychiatry in the Park

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Fishing for Peace.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'