Relaxing In Park Gifts

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lady of the bath...

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Homo Gamus

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Get crazy once in a while

Love is when you watch television together.

Sunbathers.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."