Relaxing In Nature Gifts

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Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'And I say, to blazes with the hallowed peace of the countryside!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

A man sitting in the grass reading

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"You're stealing the blanket."