Relaxing Outdoors Gifts

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"I love this tree almost as much as I love you."

It really makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it, Bob? It's Paul.

"That bloke next door with the trampoline is starting to bug me."

Some folk treat their smart car as if it were their home.

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'He likes to power nap.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Lazy Octopus

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lady of the bath...

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

University Soapflakes

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

American Idle.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Homo Gamus