Outdoor Relaxing Gifts

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

How about going easy on the carbs

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Problem Solving

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"How's it look back there?"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"What … have … you … done?"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.