Outdoor Relaxing Gifts

'I have just been handed a revised weather forecast...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

How about going easy on the carbs

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Problem Solving

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Life's a Bench.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"How's it look back there?"

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"I think he just ashed on me."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Living next door to area 51

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"What … have … you … done?"