Outdoor Relaxer Gifts

Flower steals water during a drought.

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

Noisy neighbours - wind chimes.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

Baywatch (British style)

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"That bloke next door with the trampoline is starting to bug me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

Man coping with intense heat.

'I like the changing of the seasons.'

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

Caution dry paint!

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Drunk birds

"Pesky people, I've never figured out what good they do."

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"You fought the lawn, and the lawn won..."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"My kind of course."

British Summertime

"Oh she's in the garden...getting leathered."

Mulch ado about nothing.

"Comfy?"

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I think he just ashed on me."

'I don't really care how well I play, I'm just happy to be able to appreciate nature on a beautiful day like this!'