Seaside Relaxer Gifts

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Sunbathers.

Segregated Beach

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"How's it look back there?"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'