Poolside Relaxer Gifts

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

Water Drop with a Surprise

"I told him: Of you want cute, get a kitten. If you want a professional, call me."

Corovavirus

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Sunbathing

Hand Washing

"That's a very unfortunate tan line."

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

Jim and his mobile phone were inseparable.

"Shake! Good Dog."

On holiday.

Taking a dip

Cocktail Swimming

"Shake! Good dog."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"I got demoted."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Segregated Beach