Pool Relaxer Gifts

"Good to be with you, Wolf."

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Life's a Bench.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Hollywood Breakup

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"