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"Good to be with you, Wolf."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Hollywood Breakup

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Visit a Place in your Past...

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"