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The Bathers - Journey to St Cloud

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathers.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

Chillaxing!

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Life's a Bench.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"I think he just ashed on me."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked