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Chillaxing!

"Ahhh... close enough."

American Idle.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

Angler's bait

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

'Now that's what I call a catfish!'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

His entire life was about balance.

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

Legalization of marijuana

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."