Royal Relaxer T-Shirts

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Chillaxing!

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Lazy dog.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

Heaven is...

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

His entire life was about balance.

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."

Legalization of marijuana

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

King and Queen in Bathrobes

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

"When he worked in the office, he enjoyed casual Friday."