Royal Relaxer Gifts

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Chillaxing!

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Lazy dog.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

Heaven is...

His entire life was about balance.

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

King and Queen in Bathrobes

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Legalization of marijuana

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

"When he worked in the office, he enjoyed casual Friday."

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."